Spooky things have a tendency of happening on Halloween. Michigan State once had a terrifying trip to Minneapolis on Halloween night back in the John L. Smith era. In the lead up to this week’s game in Ann Arbor, all signs were pointing to another nightmarish afternoon for the Spartans at the hands of our eternal nemesis: the archvillain Michigan Wolverines.
The opening line in some places was a scary 25-points, which gave MSU only about a four percent chance of pulling an upset. An upset of that magnitude happens only slightly more than once in any given season, which is only a bit more frequent than a blue moon (which also took place Saturday night).
A blue moon on Halloween? Now that’s rare. That happens only about once every 19 years, which corresponds roughly to the frequency of Michigan winning the Big Ten, beating Ohio State, or generally being relevant nationally. Maybe they should call that a “maize-and-blue moon?” But, I digress...
For those paying attention, there were signs that perhaps MSU’s trip to the Big House would not be the horror-show that many, including I, predicted. On Friday afternoon, the line suddenly dropped to 21.5-points. Then, on Friday night Minnesota played at Maryland and looked more like a MAC team than the ranked Big Ten West contender that we expected a few weeks back. Was it possible that Michigan simply wasn’t as good as the Wolverines appeared?
Even if that were true, we all saw what happened last week. Even if Michigan was overrated, it seemed like the Spartans required a near miraculous improvement, especially in the trenches, just to keep it close. Unless someone in the Chemistry Building was secretly working after hours on a Ironman-style suit or super soldier serum, it seemed futile.
And yet, somehow the Spartans went into Michigan’s house and took all of the candy.
The raid on the candy bowl was led by a young freshman wide receiver named Ricky White. At times he looked like Superman out there which makes sense as he sometimes wears a block “S” on his chest. Also in the party was Rocky Lombardi, this year dressed as Rocky Balboa. All afternoon, he took some punches, but also landed his fair share of body blows to the Wolverine secondary.
The Spartan defense was led by a masked Antjuan Simmons, whose Mandalorian costume was so convincing that Wolverine quarterback Joe Milton didn’t seem to recognize him at all. Even Coach Harbaugh got into the act and decided to come to the game as the Joker. You could tell by the way he failed miserably to both correctly wear a mask in combination with a headset and to properly manage the clock in late-game situations. It’s his superpower.
When the clock hit all zeros in the fourth quarter, the Spartans had pulled the ultimate trick on the Wolverines. By beating the over 20-point spread, MSU scored the biggest upset over the Wolverines in the series this century, and likely the biggest since 1990. Meanwhile the Spartans got the treat of being able to bring the Paul Bunyan Trophy back to East Lansing for the ninth time in the last 13 tries.
The win is like feasting on a selection of king-sized Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, Kit Kits, and Butterfingers while your oafish, prematurely balding older brother who thought he was too cool to trick-or-treat only got a bag full of circus peanuts, stale candy corn, and a couple of soft apples. Victory is indeed sweet.
Just to put the current era in perspective, MSU’s nine wins since 2008 now equal the total number of wins that MSU accumulated during the previous 40 years from 1968 to 2007. Michigan fans had convinced themselves that the recurring nightmare that was Mark Dantonio (dressed as Freddy Krueger) was finally over. After last week, it was all but a foregone conclusion in Ann Arbor.
But now, Mel Tucker did something that even Coach Dantonio failed to do in Year One: earn a victory over the Wolverines. Our maize-and-blue clad neighbors spent the summer counting stars on websites and repeating the numbers “44-10” to each other until they had convinced themselves that the rivalry was over and that they had won.
But, it’s not over. It will never be over. If last Saturday’s game is any indication, Coach Tucker is going to be on the sidelines in East Lansing for a while and the Wolverine’s Nightmare on South Main Street will continue for the foreseeable future. MSU’s 21st century renaissance wasn’t just a one-off thriller. It’s looking more like a bona fide franchise, and sometimes, the sequel is even better than the original.
Whatever you do, Wolverine fans, don’t fall asleep.
Week Eight Results and Betting Review
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Figure 1: Summary of the results of Week Nine relative to the opening Vegas lines |
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Table 1: Upset results from Week Nine relative to the computer upset picks |
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Table 2: Summary of the results for Week Nine's recommended bets |
Updated Expected Wins and Season Odds
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Table 3: Updated Big Ten expected win, strengths of schedule, and season odds after Week Nine |
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Table 4: Updated Big Ten win distribution matrix following Week Nine |
What's Next for MSU
- MSU (+8.5, 28 percent) at Iowa. Although Iowa is 0-2 overall, the Hawkeye’s two losses were by a total of five point to teams that are currently undefeated (Purdue and Northwestern). Sure, it is possible that none of those teams are actually any good and that MSU will continue to play the way that they did against Michigan. If so, I like MSU’s chances. But, the truth is that no one really knows. The actual line seems to have opened at Iowa -9, so once again, my simulation is quite accurate.
- Indiana at MSU (+6.5, 32 percent). Indiana so far looks like the real deal and a potentially scary match-up. The Hoosiers draw an angry Michigan team next week, which might play to MSU’s favor. That said, MSU still projects as an underdog at home right now.
- MSU (-9.5, 76 percent) at Maryland. While the Terps managed to steal a win this weekend over the Gophers, my computer was not impressed. It feels like Minnesota is just really bad and thus MSU’s odds at College Park actually went up a bit since last week.
- Northwestern at MSU (+8.5, 28 percent). Last week, Northwestern projected as a double digit favorite over MSU, so it is encouraging that the projected line is below 10 points now.
- Ohio State at MSU (+19, 9 percent). MSU’s odds here are improved a bit, but staying within three touchdowns on the Buckeyes this year still looks really hard. Then again, I said that last week about Michigan...
- MSU (+15.5, 14 percent) at Penn State. Will the season even make it this far? I don’t have the odds for that projection, but MSU’s odds to win at State College have gone up 10 percentage points since last week.
Playoff Landscape
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Table 5: Playoff odds for teams with over a one percent chance following Week Nine |
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Table 6: Updated odds for the Group of Five slot in the New Years Six Bowls after Week Nine |
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