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Bad Betting Advice, 2026 Week 11: Hungry Like the Wolf

The Michigan State Spartans spent much of the past two months on a hunt that kept coming up empty. They lost six straight games while wandering the forest, searching for consistency, crisp execution, and better health.  Meanwhile, Spartan fans were waiting for a sign of hope that better days were at least on the horizon and not just a careless memory of the past. Last weekend, as dusk fell, the Spartan Dawgs finally got back in touch with the ground game. Then they broke from the crowd, burning the ground under the moonlight at the Big House.  The presumed hunters became the hunted, and the Spartans, hungry for something positive to finally happen, eked out a win over those carrion-eating weasels from Ann Arbor. The result was a mix of howling and whining from the two fan bases. It certainly was not pretty. Some would say it was more discord than rhyme. But it got the job done, and the Spartans are still chasing six wins and a possible bowl trip over the holidays. Michigan Sta...
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Against All Odds, 2026 Week 10: Three is a magic number

Three was a magic number on Saturday night in Ann Arbor. Yes, it was, it was a magic number. Who needs touchdowns when you can slowly grind the Wolverines into paste three points at a time? 3, 6, 9, 12, 15. Steadily, the lead began to grow, all thanks to No. 37 Liam Boyd, the Spartans’ kicker extraordinaire and resident magician. Although the Spartans were without one, two, and even three running backs, No. 32 Kenneth Williams and Brandon Tullis conjured 127 yards on 35 carries, or 3.6 yards per attempt. When the Spartans needed to pick up yards through the air, “big play” No. 13 Chrishon McCray led the way with 92 yards on six catches (that’s three times two). Three-and-outs? The Spartans didn’t have any, but Michigan had three. Magical. On five of the Wolverines’ seven other possessions, they held the ball for no more than four plays before a punt or a turnover. Turnovers? The Spartans forced four. That’s one more than the magic number! Michigan State also dominated on third down, co...

Bad Betting Advice, 2026 Week 10: A Modest Proposal for Rivalry Week

A modest proposal for preventing some of the children and adults in the state of Michigan from continuing to be a burden on their parents or country, and for making them beneficial to the public. by Dr. Green and White It is a melancholy object to those who walk through this great state when they see the streets and cabin-doors crowded with young children, clad in the discordant colors of blue and an odd, corny shade of yellow. "Go Blue?" is the meek and sad statement, or question, muttered almost apologetically by these babes. I think it is agreed by all parties that this prodigious number of small Wolverines is, in the present deplorable state of the state, a very great grievance. Whoever could find a pragmatic method of making these children useful members of the community would deserve a statue as a preserver of the nation. But my intention is very far from being confined to providing only for the children. For these ragamuffins are so often accompanied by similarly dress...

Against All Odds: 2026 Week 9, Candy Crush

I must admit it was a pretty relaxing weekend in the Dr. Green and White household. I enjoyed all of the Halloween festivities on a beautiful fall day in the Midwest. I also gained an extra hour of sleep on Saturday night, and a giant bowl of leftover candy now sits on my kitchen counter. That doesn’t even count the “dad tax” I plan to levy on my children once the statute of limitations runs out on those poorly hidden pillowcases of loot in their rooms. What can I say? When so inclined, I can really crush some candy. Perhaps the best news of all is that we got a break from the ongoing stomachache that has been the Michigan State football season. We had sweet expectations back in early September, but the kids sure hit a sour patch over the past six weeks. I hope the Spartans also got some rest this weekend without overindulging. We are going to need them much closer to full strength in a few days. In the meantime, let’s check on the action from over the weekend while the rest of...